The kids don't like us

Yeah, so other than losing badly, this was an election to remember!

I want to thank GW for sucking the bag way less than any other people. Tavis and Richard are cooler than you-FACT. Omar at the Journal, and even Atlee Clark were pretty nice to us too. Brendan from the Journal not only had us play at Grad Club last night, but even gave us free food. Tonight, he hung out at our Victory Party (because despite being losers in the elections, we are really big winners) and is going to write about us tomorrow. I'm sure it will be both slanderous and scandalous. Well...I hope at least.

Also, thanks to our "volunteers"...by which I mean people who either lent us crayons, or counted our ballots...or in some cases both. Courtney, Karianne, Pervez, etc.

So it's official! Either people dislike us, or they just hate us. I'm comfortable with either. Luckily, this means I can graduate and my parents won't ground me. Well...they still might ground me. All I know is that people have been pretending to be nice to us for the past few weeks and I really hope it continues, because, honestly, sincerity is overrated. That sounds very bitter,and enraged, but i mean it! Since getting swiffed like the proverbial swiffer in this election people have been super nice to us. Which is wicked awesome.

Anyhow, we're going to watch the old school movie "The Collector" and other disturbing films about torture and depression.

Next stop, that part of the Shawshank Redemption when the old man killed himself.

Love,

Derek. Again.

PS Once again, you can comment now. Please do!