Chris Provan vs. Love
Yup, tomorrow's Valentine's Day! Also, we get to talk about the elections at the show. I'm not sure we care enough to say anything anymore, but maybe, just maaaaaybe we'll do something. Also, Chris Provan will be playing the Slow Dance.
Did anyone see SNL last night? It was hilarious, although front-heavy in terms of quality. Jason Bateman was awesome, and spent the entire monologue plugging Arrested Development. It was terrific... though Fox cancelling the show is less terrific. Back to SNL, did anyone happen to notice the prevalent themes of the show? Necrophilia and barbershop quartets. Hopefully Queen's will soon wake up and step into the 21st century.
posted by db at 7:22 PM
26 Comments:
Is Chris Provan going to be opening for you guys playing dashboard?
9:10 PM
does chris provan wear glasses?
9:28 PM
no... that would be me... yes ... i'll admit it ...
I'M MYOPIC!!!
9:36 PM
Is Chris Provan at the Library right now?
9:41 PM
oh. because there's a provan look alike wearing glasses.
9:41 PM
fox actually said late in the week that arrested development will not be cancelled. smile.
10:16 PM
Does Chris even want to find love?
10:59 PM
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11:13 PM
Only an hour left untill the gloom of Valentines day descends upon us. I will enjoy this hour - because the 24 after this are going to be sad and particularily lonely. In regards to "Chris Provan vs. Love" - I say go Chris GO!
That is all.
11:14 PM
How late do you guys think this valentine's shindig/tribute to DC will go?
11:35 PM
does nobody know if hes opening or playing after?
12:02 AM
no. NOBODY!
12:30 AM
Thats insanity i tell you, insanity!
12:39 AM
How much porn is too much porn? I figure the less love you have, the more porn you're entitled to - this being especially true around Valentine's day.
4:30 AM
what time will the slow dance be (ballpark)
7:22 AM
CUCA-CUCA-CUCA-COOOO!
7:27 AM
"Well yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's so many poorly-chosen words in that sentence."
and of course
KEY-CAW KEY-CAW KEY-CAW
who doesnt love dueling chicken dances?!? do THAT at your show tonight.
12:38 PM
I've had it with all these single jerks claiming valentines day for themselves. valentines day tells us one thing... if you are single the is SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
ALSO as well as playing the slowdance chris will be playing the cupid, so if you have any special valentines you want him to deliver bring them to the show. also who you want them delivered to. also perhaps a small mailbox made out of a kleenex box to put on the corner of your desk. I wrote one to everyone in the class... except for YOU...
also come to the show at around 1020ish to see the full provan extravaganza... also drinking should improve the experience...
also my parents will be there to chaperone... no seriously... they're driving up from toronto right now... so everybody better be on their best behaviour.
my favourite valentines dinner is spaghetti.
4:41 PM
The X-files with the Eves scares me. And when she chatters her teeth at Scully...!!!
Happy Vday, hope it's fun.
AL
11:12 PM
Great show gentlemen! And you're right, there probably IS something wrong with me.
On a side note, ladies, Chris Provan is the ultimate slow-dancing-pimp-daddy.
12:40 AM
How come Dave's mom didn't slow dance with Provan tonite?
Also, screw you! I don't care about your opinion!
2:03 AM
shucks, now i'm all curious, where were you sitting?
2:11 AM
5 bucks says Chris Provan secretly has a girlfriend, but you guys keep it a secret because you KNOW that's the only reason the ladies come out to see you. He's just a gimmick to you. You people make me sick! FREE CHRIS PROVAN!
2:42 AM
Interesting...so what do you 'select' for?
9:01 AM
You know what's halarious? Anyone remember that time when that cute girl was trying to announce the theme of sci formal, but khaki snack was right in the middle of one of their epic performances of "down by the bay"? So the girl tried to cover Derek's mic with her hand so that he would stop. But did that stop Derek? NO, silly! Instead, he puts his lips to the back of her hand and spits everywhere! I'm still laughing.
Chrissie Knitter won an election.
1:01 PM
Thank you for those two excellent memories!
1:23 PM
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