633

That's the number of stupid idiots who cast their number one ballot for us. We also consider that to reflect the exact number of people who did not have a creative or funny enough way to spoil their ballot. Glad we could be of service!

Also, the past few days have inspired me: Let's get in internet fights! Post below if you want to get in a fight with someone you don't know. The rules stipulate that anonymous posting is advantageous as it makes you more faceless, but it is not required. Don't have any pent up rage? Pretend you're listening to some stupid jerk eat salad with his mouth open while you're trying to watch a feature film about life. YEAH!

SLEEP TIGHT YA MORONS!