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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Where was Stalin born?

Ok, so there was a debate on West Campus today. It was stupid. I'm glad that some people actually showed up, but there were maybe 10 people who weren't part of other campaign teams. And yet, it sort of got messy! Teams kinda started going at it. And boy was it painful/awkward to watch!

For the first time during the campaign, people actually talked smack about us to our face. Apparently, we're a "joke" team?! People insinuated that we were not fit to carry out our respective jobs. Oh man.... Provan almost had an aneurysm! He was all "I was on Faculty Board, DB is Chairman of the Engsoc Board of Directors, and has been speaker of AMS and engsoc blah blah", and the other teams were all "You are funny, but you're making us look like we're very similar and all the same", and we thought "Nope, I don't think we played a role in that" and they were probably thinking "Your ideas are crazy-you're blowing my mind!" and we were all "CFRC played Sean Paul enough to have it in their frequently played records list"

The H is O baby!

In other news, former rector Ahmed Kayssi was poised to write an op ed for us in The Journal, but basically was just gonna put us down. Granted, I deserve it after making himself bid AGINST HIMSELF at last year's genie auction, costing him $450, part of which went towards him buying Highland Dancers. Anyway, I asked him to do something for here, to which he said "No"

Also, if you missed our debate yesterday you can find it online at http://www.cfrc.ca. It's not as good without the visual of Provan's daring physique.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stalin was born in Gori, Georgia (the country, not the state)... don't listen to people if they say it's Kiev, like they did tonight. People are dumb.

12:41 AM

 
Blogger db said...

YEAH! THAT'S TOTALLY IT. I knew it wasn't Kiev. AWESOME.

12:44 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey guys,
it's Jenn Hirano from Team RHM!
(i'm also your second-biggest, Khaki Snack fan.)

anyway, i would like to congratulate you on your powerful performance during the "please-answer-this-question-without-using-the-letter-E" challenge which was issued by our beloved Courtney Jane during tonight's debate. great job!

visit www.voteRHM.com - you'll see that I wrote tonight's blog posting without using the letter E.

1:02 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well shit, gentlemen, it's my name, i didn't pick it but i do have to live with it so let's see some love! if you're still skeptical, just email it and i'll email back! -3

3:02 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This "single" thing of Chris is baffling everyone....is the 'looker' of team BMP single or not??? 2jkv@qlink.queensu.ca is among one of the many 'interested' and she's confused as to whether he is actually on the market. STOP THE AMBIGUITY!!!

3:11 AM

 
Blogger db said...

Wow...Chris Provan ladies and gentleman! FACT: Alcohol is a depressant.

That being said, I also want to congratulate both Team RHM and Team HHW for actually giving good answers without using E. HHW did write it down, unlike RHM, but at least they tried to answer teh question. It seems foolish, but it shows a light hearted good attitude that can handle challenges and respond accordingly-for serious, guy!

10:46 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Jenn Hirano is your second biggest fan, who is your first? This is bothering me, cause I NEED to know. Should there be a pagent?
Provan, if you're playing dashboard on Valintines day and a guy and girl are givin' er in front of you, it should just make you go further into that dark place that all dashboard music comes from. Especially the best deceptions, which you better play.

10:53 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yeah, and something else.
Funny how before none of the other teams looked down on you guy for being a joke team. They all thought you were funny and brought some humour to the election. Now they're suddenly upset and calling you a "joke" team. Why would they do this? Maybe because now they're actually scared of you. Funny indeed.

10:56 AM

 
Blogger db said...

Yeah! Not all the teams have publicly denounced us, but there's still a few days left!

MAYBE they are all scared because of the new Tony's Cuts policy we're releasing: He makes the sandwich slightly bigger, and then takes a bite out of it in order to ensure the highest quality possible! If it's not good enough for Tony, back off, because it's sandwich making time (again!)

11:09 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wicked

6:35 PM

 

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