Stories from the Campaign Trail

OH MAN!

I am still alive. So is the deer that ran in front of my car at 12:30 AM while I was driving out to Renfrew. Seriously, this deer was crazy. It was a doe, for those interested. Anyhow, I slammed on the brakes, and skidded to the right of the road, at which point the deer just got out of the way. I also honked the horn at the deer...but not until after it ran away, as if it was a renegade cab driver. I showed that deer!

Provan was in the car with me, as was Tom Woodhall (our "campaign" manager) and two other duders. We sang 99 bottles of beer on the wall in its entirety. We're not proud of it, but it happened. I've never done that before- it sort of hurts your voice.

Anyhow, we came up with a bunch of new ideas, and look forward to revealing them on Monday. These ideas target Common Ground, JDUC bathrooms, and other assorted hot button issues.

Ladies and Gentleman, a quote from Ms. Geena Davis:
"Uh, it's discouraged for campaigns to interact. For instance, if one speechwriter were to date another, they might reveal something crucial about the campaign. Some campaigns have spies for just this purpose, whose job it is to follow the speechwriter, and to seduce her"
-Geena Davis, Speechless (1994)