The sweet hereafter

so i'm in the bar the other night talking about being in a band and bands in general with some people, when this drunk guy gets mad at me for 'insulting jazz'

apparently he was a jazz drummer.
he once played with dizzy gillespie
"...so after the show i go up to dizz... that was cool man...
and he says... 'yeah...'

AND THAT'S HOW COOL HE WAS MAN!!!!!"

then he started telling me jazz jokes

"what does a jazz mjan say at christmas... HAVE A COOL YULE!!"

also i'm doing a class to teach esl...as well as working on songs about things that sound funny when non english speakers....