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Vision. Accountability. Representation. It’s all crap. And so are you.

Hi! We’re Team Khaki Snack. A lot of teams in the past have made a lot of promises that either didn’t happen, or just plain old sucked. But I’ll tell you what doesn’t suck: Reality TV! This new craze is about to sweep the nation, and Team Khaki Snack (a.k.a. Team BMP) wants to get the AMS in on the ground floor- literally! Yup, we want to put cameras EVERYWHERE in the AMS offices. Maybe even our homes. The fact that no one has suggested this is the past has got to make you think: What were they trying to hide from you???

Moving right along, you know what Alfie’s needs? Us to throw more money into it, of course. Also, a name more fitting of its ‘hole-in-the-ground’ status. Like Alfie’s Bombshelter. Or WOW COUCHES WOW!! Or Molson’s presents Alfie’s Molsonotorium…in partnership with Bombay Sapphire…but mostly Molson.

Do you jog? Have you never used Walkhome? Then you’re sort of like us! I bet the reason for this is because Walkhome needs to be overhauled, and renamed Joghome. Our services need to be able to keep up with today’s fast paced student lifestyle. And also, I want to start jogging but can’t find anyone to do it with.

Queen’s needs a Barber Shop quartet singing telegram service.

If elected, Team Khaki Snack will release a book of epic proportions entitled “Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the AMS but were too indifferent to ask” It’ll have a special “Where are they now?” section. For instance, did you know that Former AMS president Mike Lindsay later spent his summer working for The Haunted Walk of Kingston?

Reduce. Re-use. Recycle. You’ve got three R’s. NOW USE THEM!

Vote Burpee Messer Provan!